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**Aronnax** · 08-11-11, 15:52

Re: Šta slušate?

Originally posted by Kingbuzz View Post

Ovo je inače parodija, ak niste shvatili...al tekstovi i dalje stoje, ma koliko glupi bili i dalje su istiniti.

Ajde ih sada usporedi sa tekstom jednog Eminema ili Dr. Drea koje oni proglasavaju glupima pa vidi koji tekstovi stoje...

**Aronnax** · 08-11-11, 15:56

Re: Šta slušate?

**Kingbuzz** · 09-11-11, 02:44

Re: Šta slušate?

Originally posted by Aronnax View Post

Ajde ih sada usporedi sa tekstom jednog Eminema ili Dr. Drea koje oni proglasavaju glupima pa vidi koji tekstovi stoje...

Nemam ja kaj tu uspoređivati, ovo je čista zajebancija koja kroz glupost ismijava izdrkotinu koja se danas naziva muzikom. Evo ovaj lik je to još slikovitije napravio:

**Skakavac** · 09-11-11, 10:21

Re: Šta slušate?

mene pale cajke : ))) ovo su mi sve uspavanke hehe

**vege** · 09-11-11, 12:00

Re: Šta slušate?

najbolje vreme! ovo sto se danas zove muzikom je djubre

**vege** · 09-11-11, 12:06

Re: Šta slušate?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNDkb...7C1&lf=mh_lolz

**Aronnax** · 09-11-11, 17:46

Re: Šta slušate?

[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

**sthooligan** · 09-11-11, 20:34

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Reggaetonmania

**Kingbuzz** · 09-11-11, 22:36

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Ovi su me stvarno osvježili i nasmijali do jaja:

I'm in Tokyo, I'm looking for a whore
I tried to score some blow but I don't speak Japanese, no
Find a geisha girl, I take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick and the bitch is on her knees, yeah

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky,
smells like sushi

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky,
smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker

Sucky, sucky

I'm in South Korea, broke out with gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out that's why it hurts when I go pee, shit
I feel like a jerk 'cause my dick won't work, no
It's like I got punched in the nuts by a dude who knows tai chi

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky,
smells like sushi

Sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky,
smells like sushi

Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker
Asian hooker

Hey, I'm the man with a plan, I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple of grand just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band, I'm fuckin' going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan, I'm fuckin' gonna be the man

Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker

I want them Asian hookers
Let's do some Asians
Let's fuck some hookers
Hookers

When I was only three,
My mama said to me,
"Don't go screwin' a skanky hor,
Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen,
I boned a cooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my croth began to itch

But that's when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

Check it out
Now I'm in a bitchin' band,
And I'm banging every night
I don't care if she's a trailer hoe,
And she's got three freakin eyes

I get up in the afternoon,
Cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
While the slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw,
That's what I was born to do,

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

Now God's looking down on me,
Saying, Hey man, way to be

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party all day

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party

Fuck fuck fuck yeah,
Fuck yeah!

... Fuck yeah, dude

I like it hot, I like it young, I like it wrapped around my tongue
I like it shaved, I like it clean, so hold the cheese if you know what I mean
I wanna hit it, I wanna tap it, I wanna pull it and twist it and slap it
I like it tight around my pinky ,you know I hate it when the pink get stinky

Pussy, pussy, pussy
I Want Pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Give me Pussy

You like to touch it, you like to show it, you like when my face is right below it
You want a cock, or maybe two, to fuck your cookie 'till you're black and blue
I'll stick it in, or better yet, I'll put your pictures on the internet
So everyone in the world can see the dirty slut that you turned out to be

Pussy, pussy, pussy
We Want Pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Give us Pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
We Want Pussy

Solo

Alright everybody, are you ready to spell it out with me, the lead singer?
Everybody put your hands together let's do it together now, here we go, we're goin
P-U-S-Y
P-U-S-Y
Everybody!
(Hey Michael!) What? (Pussy is spelled "p-u-s-s-y" not "p-u-s-y") Aw fuck man! Alright, hey guys, one more "S" comin' up!
P-U-S-S-Y
P-U-S-S-Y
P-U-S-S-Y
P-U-S-S-Y

Pussy, pussy, pussy
We Want Pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Give us Pussy
(repeated until they go "too high")

Ima još toga za krepat od smjeha...